Yes, You Shall You Go To The Ball!

"Oh no... I'm not BUYING, just LOOKING!"

And with those fateful words, Cindy knew that not only had she wasted time looking after the Energizer Bunny but also she'd been diddled out of potential commission.

Useless bint.

And before that was the cow with the helmet hair who criticised EVERYTHING in the store.

You really have to feel sorry for poor ol' Cindy The Sales Girl

Now there is a new problem:

You call THIS RAG something to impress my boyfriend?

BEEYYITCH!


Well blondie, don't get yourself too smug there. Your friendly neighbourhood store detective has your number, Toots.

Steps in our hero, saying flattering things about what is arguably the least impressive frock in all of this fashion featurette.

Say... that's looks great on you!

Keep going bub, you're in like Flynn. He shoots...

In fact, you look so great in it, I'd like YOU to wear it at the big dance tonight! I've got two tickets for it!

He scores!

And it's appropriate that long suffering Cindy gets the last word in:

"Sorry miss... but I told YOU to wear it!"